I can't sleep despite the fact that I'm entirely sleep-deprived. There is so much on my mind and my stomach is growling like crazy. I don't eat enough these days, which is odd because I'm usually a total food connoisseur. Speaking of foodies, John Mayer tweeted the other day regarding what phrases and terms should be "left in the '00s" and 'foodie' was one of them. I agree only because it sounds derogatory or something, it's just not the most pleasant sounding word.

@johncmayer: "Really, so if I don't want to consider myself [a foodie], then I'll eat anything? You gonna finish that bag of glass?"

Funny thing is, I know some people who strike me as the type who may attempt to eat glass under certain circumstances. 'Certain circumstances' being boredom or due to a lame dare from an idiot friend. So maybe the foodie label is actually useful in some ways.

Anyway, thanks to my peculiar case of insomnia and lack of appetite, here's a catchy song that will follow you around all day.

You will be likening girls to falling dominos for hours.